1. I'm a tiny nymph who is cowgirling Paul Bunyan. Instead of looking into his eyes, I'm staring directly into his…nipples. What to do? Change it up and move the action onto the couch—he sits, you ride, and suddenly, the 3 feet he has on you is all evened out.
2. I have killer curves and he's a skinny-jeans hipster. Am I crushing him? Cowgirl is the perfect way to bang a diminutive dude. After you've mounted your stallion (or…your virile mini-horse), put one leg on the floor next to the bed so he's not supporting your whole body. Then go right to town.
3. I've kind of skipped the gym—for my whole life. So, um…what about #EnduranceProblems? Take steamy horizontal breaks by lowering your chest onto his body and keeping the action going by moving your butt up and down. Snap back upright Beyoncé-style once you catch your breath.
4. He has a supersize peen! Help! If you're already lubing up (please say you are), just take as much of him as you can handle. The outer third of a woman's vagina is the most sensitive, and he'll like the shallow thrusting because it works the head of his penis.
5. He…doesn't have a supersize peen! Help! Count your blessings that he doesn't have a Subway footlong in his boxers, which can make leaning forward during girl-on-top uncomfortable. You can (and should!) lean forward and grind your clit against him.
6. How should I be moving my hips? Experiment like a mad sex scientist! Try clockwise circles, counterclockwise circles, all the letters of the alphabet. As you do, pay attention to what rings your bell.
7. What if I'm not coordinated enough to spin around from cowgirl to reverse-cowgirl?The most foolproof way to pull this off is to make sure you're low enough on him so that he doesn't slip out when you spin. But if this isn't in your bag of tricks, chill: We're not all Cirque du Soleil–trained porn stars. Just break and switch positions.
8. I have great abs but don't love my boobs. He'll have a perfect view of all my imperfections. If he's worth riding, he loves your body. Says one dude: "You're worried I'll have anything but a positive reaction to boobs in my face? Girl, you crazy."
