Disney princesses as of late are unlike the lovely animated ladies I grew up with. They have become strong, independent women who no longer need Prince Charmings in shining armour saving them from the evil villain.
But whether it was a past princess, a modern one, or not one at all, Disney movies have been lying to us for decades.
Unless you're Kate Middleton, chances are your love life is nothing like a fairy tale. When it comes to true love and soulmates, Disney has pulled the wool over our eyes.Love at first sight happens all the time
The phenomenon is super-normal and when two people finally come together after ogling one another, they are also totally and completely compatible upon first meeting and will last forever and ever.
Eating pasta is always this sweet
Unless you are in an established relationship, eating spaghetti and meatballs is a dating no-no. Twirling the pasta will all but ensure your pretty dress or top will be stained forever and nothing is less romantic than having a napkin tucked below your neck.
Fitting into a shoe doesn't equal destiny
If coming home empty-handed after a day of torturous shoe-shopping is any indication, women share the same shoe size. So if there isn't a cobbler handcrafting your footwear, there are bound to be other gals out there who fit into your slippers.
Imprisonment doesn't mean you can't be beautiful
The women of Litchfield might disagree but being locked up in a tower for nearly two decades with only a witchy woman and chameleon to talk to pretty much ensures that you would appear anemic, have scraggly hair and bags under your dead eyes and be very, very depressed.
Relationships based on lies always turn out well
Your parents hate him? No problem. You're from different worlds? Pfft. Ain't no thang. He's a prince and you're a mystical sea creature? Um, sure? Because love conquers all.
Your boyfriend is totally cool with you living with seven guys
Because he's that confident with himself and your love.
Kissing is always a magical experience
There will be fireworks every time and when you spin around and around, neither of you will feel like throwing up.
A stranger kissing you while you sleep is totally OK
Nope, it's not creepy AT ALL.
A dance or duet will win your heart
People have been known to equate dancing and sex but it also applies to true love. And since all of us can sing like angels, if the dancing doesn't do it for you, his captivating voice will.
Frogs are easy to fall in love with
Some men can be insufferable so all you have to do is turn him into a frog and then all of his redeeming qualities come out.
Rich, powerful men are super-hot
They literally have everything anyone could ever ask for: looks, money, power, a sense of humour, a castle, the most top of the line horse and carriage — and a wonderful personality to boot. Always.
Stalker-y personalities are adorable
Being obsessed with the guy you think is The One is completely fine. Heck, he's probably thinking of you in the exact same way and he wouldn't mind one bit if he came across the altar you've devoted to him and all of the surveillance-type pictures of him you have all over your walls.
It's fine if your date shows up without pants
Really, it's perfectly acceptable. The signs only want people wearing shirts and shoes. If you're going to get technical, bottoms aren't specified.
Your childhood crush is exactly how you remember
He is also hotter than you could have imagined and is conveniently single.
Wishing on a star will make all your dreams come true
Hard work is for chumps.
You will meet the love of your life as soon as your life hits rock bottom
Once he or she swoops in, they will also fix all your problems.
Everything has a happy ending
Whatever horrible things life throws your way, all it takes is a chipper song and a hop, skip and a jump into the sunset to ensure an awesome life, a happily ever after.
