Holiday parties at work are always insane. Everyone's already drunk on whatever weird holiday punch their bosses provided and the sexual tension has probably been building all year anyway, so it only makes sense you'd kind of hope something would happen. Lucky for you, I created this handy, totally scientific, and not-at-all-made-up-off-the-top-of-my-head flowchart so you can have a better idea of whether or not you'll hook up at your awkward-ass holiday party.
Holiday parties at work are always insane. Everyone's already drunk on whatever weird holiday punch their bosses provided and the sexual tension has probably been building all year anyway, so it only makes sense you'd kind of hope something would happen. Lucky for you, I created this handy, totally scientific, and not-at-all-made-up-off-the-top-of-my-head flowchart so you can have a better idea of whether or not you'll hook up at your awkward-ass holiday party.
And remember, it is very scientific and not at all nonsense.
